Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:
1. Keep your priorities in order.
2. Know when to act without hesitation.
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
stated for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted:
“GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!”
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
“I’m waiting God. If you’re real, knock me off this platform!!!!”
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God, saying, “Here I am,
God!!! I’m still waiting!!!”
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when! a SEAL, just
released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly
registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him
full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty
The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They
began to babble in confusion.
The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The
class looked at him and fell silent…..waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked
at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
could speak he asked:
“What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?”
The SEAL replied:
“God was really busy watching over America’s soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!! So
He told me to take care of it.”