Gender assignment

On the lighter side. Now, you may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

For example:

Ziploc bags.

They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers

They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tires

Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated

Hot Air Balloon

 Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.

Sponges

 Female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.

Webpage

Female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.

Subways

because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass

Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer

 Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.

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