Dog for SaleWhether you own a dog or not,  you mustappreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch!!!

Dog For Sale 
Free to good home. Excellent  Guard Dog. 
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most people know him as ‘Holy Shit’